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The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.

Jul 27, 2024

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his seven-layer cake only had six layers.

Jul 27, 2024

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Not all people who wander are lost.

Jul 27, 2024

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Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

Jul 27, 2024

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She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.

Jul 27, 2024

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Just go ahead and press that button.

Jul 27, 2024

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Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.

Jul 27, 2024

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The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.

Jul 27, 2024

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He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.

Jul 27, 2024

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You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.

Jul 27, 2024

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